Happy Birthday, Harry Potter!

Here are my current major qualms about being a girl:

1) Stretch marks....you don't even get them because you're fat...just because you happened to get taller at some point in your life. And then, THEY NEVER GO AWAY.

2) Dropping your birth control pills down the sink accidentally. What a great way to not get pregnant! The sad thing here is that I don't think most people are dumb enough to lose a pill in the three seconds between popping it out of the package and swallowing it. Plus, I'm not even sleeping with anybody, so I won't actually get knocked up.

3) Being looked at by skeezeballs when you pass by.

4) Being annoyed that you are not looked at by non-skeezeballs when you pass by.

5) Getting "hollered at" in front of your father....it's just awkward.

6) Blushing. Maybe some guys do it too, but I haven't really seen it. And the next time someone says to me "OMG, you are like sooo red right now! Do you know that?!" I will actually knife them.

7) When you have a bad day, instead of people being like, "Oh yeah, just leave him alone, he's in a bad mood," they're like, "God, why are you being a bitch? Is it that time of the month?"



Life is basically just really really hard. Not really because of that list, though, more because I have been working literally 11 hours a day on Spanish+my thesis. What makes it bearable is that for the past three nights I have watched She's the Man every night. That movie is dope shit, and if you don't think it's hysterically funny, then you can go kick rocks.





"Bobby was the first guy working on his game, even before the coaches showed up. Bobby was making me look bad. He was not only pushing himself to get better, he was pushing us to get better."

-Brandon Roy
(awww...I heart Bobby Jones. He can come back to Seattle too, as soon as the Sonics leave and Paul Allan brings B-Roy and the Trailblazers here, and then Bobby gets traded to them.)