There is only one way to deal with toxic people...

Cut them out like cancer. Overdramatic? A bit. But that's how I feel right now. I lost one best friend to leukemia...now I lost another to racism. What. The. Fuck.

Anyway, as much as I wish this wasn't the end of it, it just is. I can't be friends with someone who once made me regret who and what I am.

And what's even more tragic is that I am pretty sure that he is just going to turn it around and do the exact same thing to some other girl. I hope she is stronger than I was.

Mmmm.

There is nothing worse than looking for reassurance and being met with tempered analysis.

Only in this family... 2d Ed.

Me: "What's that on the tip of your nose?"
The Madre: "It might be Almond Roca."

Me: "If I eat that chicken it will make me feel sick."
The Madre: "So eat some shrimp or bread or sour patch kids." And, "don't neglect to notice the olives I got you."


Dad on a rampage...
Accidentally shutting of the computer: "DARN IT! There goes my facebook upload. Get this toilet paper off the table! Toilet paper, nail clippers, what is this? Who hacked into this chicken?? Did someone eat this?"

Pop Music Fail

It is so not a good thing when you hear your little sister sing "Let's get drunk and forget what we did."

T-Pain is the proximate cause of that good girl gone bad.

Only in this family...

Yoster: "Dang it, the chocolate I got on the computer melted."

Oster: "Yeah, I hate it when that happens. At least it's not peanut butter this time."

Anti-Arizona Charlie's and Obama Man

http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2009/dec/29/police-half-naked-fabulous-sign-vandal-was-protest/

...Because when you want to really make a statement, its always best to wear a "protest barrel".

Jailhouse Crafts

Martha Stewart has tips on the inside of Dove chocolates now. Things like "Use old woven scarves to make Christmas stockings." First of all, that is an inane tip. Second, I don't want to be thinking about chores when I am indulging in chocolate. Third, if I am eating these holiday chocolates on Christmas you can bet I am not going to whip out a new stocking ahora pronto pronto. And fourth, I would rather be reading interesting tidbits like "If you are in prison, have your people bake you a cake with shiv materials hidden inside a la Money pudding." (Shout out to Gma.)




PS- I would rather spend a night with Martha than go back to PalAl on Sunday, and that is a scary thought.