Martha Stewart has tips on the inside of Dove chocolates now. Things like "Use old woven scarves to make Christmas stockings." First of all, that is an inane tip. Second, I don't want to be thinking about chores when I am indulging in chocolate. Third, if I am eating these holiday chocolates on Christmas you can bet I am not going to whip out a new stocking ahora pronto pronto. And fourth, I would rather be reading interesting tidbits like "If you are in prison, have your people bake you a cake with shiv materials hidden inside a la Money pudding." (Shout out to Gma.)
PS- I would rather spend a night with Martha than go back to PalAl on Sunday, and that is a scary thought.
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