Wow. What do you say to someone who you haven't spoken to in 3 years? Apparently, if you are me, you write a whole lot of nonsense and you make it even more cool by putting it in a numbered list.
In the spirit of lists, here are three things that I learned today:
1) That the group Californians for Obama (or some other name like that) is actually a fundraising front for this ex-Republican (ex for about 8 months) who decided that it would be a great way to make some personal dinero. Classy. And typical.
2) Even though they say that you have until 10 pm to leave the IMA after it officially closes at 9:30, they are lying. If you try to use the weights for an extra 5 minutes after 9:30 an enormous man will come and personally kick you out. And calling him an ass-hat under your breath doesn't improve the situation.
3) Frogs can survive in horrible conditions for a long time. Mitch has this tiny frog that I Chloe and I named Moose because we misread a can of alcoholic energy drink that was on the coffee table (it was actually Joose). Moose only ever gets food when Chlose and I think of it, though, and Mitch hardly ever cleans the tank because she's so busy. The water will actuallly become really thick and develop these sheets of water mold right through the middle of the tank. But Moose is a trooper, and he was still alive as of 10 minutes ago when I went to check on him. This is amazing to me.
"Yo no creo que pueda vivir como soy ahora por mucho más tiempo."
-Mi tarea (I don't neccesarily think that my grammar is correct)
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