Things My Mother Yells At The TV

"Why does that guy look like a beaver?!"
to CNN

"I hope that [Virginia Republican Party Chairwoman Kate Obenshain Griffin] can't sleep at night and wets the bed."
to MSNBC

"That woman is a hot piece of flank steak next to her daughter."
MTV

"Sarah Palin wants to kill all of God's creatures."
to MSNBC

"This channel has THE WORST commercials."
to Hallmark

"Doesn't Chris Matthews have someone who can cut his hair?"
to MSNBC

"How do you like Olbermann's tie, honey?"
to MSNBC