I got Armani sunglasses! Fake of course, but oh so flashy. The guy wanted me to pay something ridiculous like $30 for them, but I bargained him down to $10.
I only decided I wanted Aramani sunglasses when I noticed that all the American girls on campus were wearing sunglasses with little eagle (or something) logos on the side. Then, when I found out what brand they were I went and got them so that I can be just like all the other little exchange students. Mwahahaha.
My dad almost got a "diamond" encrusted G-Unit watch with a rim around it. Just for kicks. But then he came to his senses. Shame.
South African phrase of the day: "Shame." They say it in nearly every other sentence. And like all of their little speech fads, it succeeds in making them seem very bourgeois.
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