TMI

No complaints about this, because I am giving a very clear heads up about the following overshare.....


I got a horrible horrible horrible thing called a UTI. And the thought of it "relapsing" like all my online medical consultants warn about makes me writhe in fear. I have never ever been so constantly uncomfortable and in pain ever in my life. And, again, I don't mean to be gross, but I am still shocked at the fact that my pee was literally as dark red as the cranberry juice that I was drinking. And ironically cranberry juice can help treat and prevent UTI's but can also cause you to get kidney stones...how much of an abdominal bitch is that?! Anyhow, here is my personal public service announcement for the week: DRINK WATER ALL DAY LONG, WIPE FROM FRONT TO BACK, AND USE THE BATHROOM AFTER SEX OR YOU WILL EXPERIENCE EXCRUCIATING PAIN.

In other diary-ish news, josh got an sms (aka text message) from his ex tonight that said, "I was, like, looking at our matric ball pictures and missing you, like, so much. I know you said that you didn't want to get back together, though and that you wish me and my boyfriend well." Pointless Angelina Jolie bullshit. I may or may not have added the like's, but that is how I hear her prissy little voice in my head. Plus, she just needs to back off. She already asked Josh whether he would get back together with her if she broke up with her boyfriend (she and Josh have been broken up for 2 years now), and he told her no, so the repetition is unnecessary and skanky sounding. I know I don't really have a right to be mad because she doesn't know about me (for obvious secrecy reasons), but still...and I would hate to be her poor, clueless, sloppy seconds boyfriend. Oh, and if you think that I am pre-emptively judging her, I'm not. I know for certain she is on par with Paris Hilton on the skankiness-scale and here is one piece of evidence attesting to her whoroyalty:

A couple of months ago she wanted to know any and all of the gossip from Josh's life so, instead of asking him or facebook-stalking like a sane person, she went to his friend who told her that he would give her all the dirt on Josh if she sent him nude pictures of herself. Being the upstanding seventh day adventist that she is, she e-mailed him the pictures. Then, she had the gall to go and freak out to Josh and beg him to save her (digital) ass when the friend threatened to post the pictures on the internet. Puh-leaze.

*Sigh* It's so comforting to know that girls are willing to take their clothes off simply to hear gossip about your boyfriend. I trust him completely, but I would seriously be pleased to hear if this girl got herself some sort of g-rated hobby that would keep her g-strings far far away from Josh and Josh's scheming, ass-hat friend.