1. Wrinkled clothes? Hang them in the bathroom while you shower. If you shower for as long as I do they will be perfectly smooth by the time you get out.
2. Life without gum is nasty, brutish and short.
3. Constantly dry skin? Slather on multiple coats of Cetaphil lotion in the am and then add powder to your newly shiny skin and you will be good for the entire day.
4. Floss should be kept in your bag for easy access. If it is an emergency and you didn't put it in your purse you can use a strand of hair.
5. Can't wear eyeshadow because the powder collects in the creases of your eyes? Use tinted chapstick instead.
6. Always carry a crossword puzzle for awkward situations.
7. If you can't find matching socks, deliberately pick ones with drastically different patterns yet the same color tones so that it looks like you are being bohemian and cute and not just messy.
8. Have a hard time getting yourself out of bed in the morning? Put a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup on top of your alarm along with your iPod pre-tuned to your favorite playlist. That way as soon as you reach a conscious state you are fueled, caffeinated and your mood is moderately under control.
9. Wash and save your to-go Starbucks cups so that you can take your coffee with you in the morning without worrying about losing/breaking yet another of your travel mugs.
10. Don't paint your nails. Its fun, but if you have no time to combat the inevitable half chipped off stage you'll end up looking like a scrappy middle-schooler.
"I am the hottest, I am the hottest."
-My mother (who else?) as she demonstrated her newly acquired exercise video hip hop moves.
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