Thursday, December 10, 2009

Contracts, ILY

Dear Stanford,

Hire my prof. He is baller.

Thx,
me

PS- He's not the reason I flunked.


Asimow:

"Okay, so this guy is a nut, but it's his egg farm."


"Well, what you're buying is . . . essentially horse semen . . . but, no I don't think that the UCC applies here."

"Its too bad if you feel like a hound dog that has eaten a rotten skunk."

"If you want to fight the union, fight the union, but it doesn't let you off the hook to your k."

"Let's add on 10 million dollars because you're a bastard."

(On UCC 2-207) "Thank you for your offer. It is rejected!"

" Experts are in very bad disgrace in the law, because they are for sale. They are prostitutes."

"You can't handle the bottom line!"

"Breaches come in all shapes and sizes.
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