[From the You Call it Ghetto...I Call it Resourceful Fbook Group]
"lose ur remote a lot.....put that shit on a leash and attach it to the end of yo couch"
"I had like 1 damn dollar on my way to school, hadnt had breakfast or anything. i was hungry but oh so broke, so I came up with the 1 dollar program. works everytime.
1) a peppermint for 10 cents which i would crush and eat sliver by sliver (gotta make things last, ya know)
2)a 50 cent soda (the biggest one they had) and i would make it last the whole day by keeping itoutside the window, nice and cold
3) with the remaining 40 cents, I would get a bag of chips or those sketchy little oatmeal cookies that come 3 in a pack. and then three pieces of 5 cent gum. or I would bet the change in some stupid card game that was going on during class and hope for the best, Loll."
"I'm hungry, and there's really no food at home. I have bread though but no butter or jam. I do have ketchup tho as well as polly-o string cheese. So i peel up the polly-o string cheese, sprinkle it over the slice of bread, then spread ketchup over it as evenly as possible, place it in the toaster oven on 375F for 5-10 minutes and just like that, i have ghetto pizza. "
"so today i went 2 starbucks..idk why cuz i had no money. i saw that at the lil station wit napkins n stuff there was milk for ur coffee n vanilla, chocolate, n cinnamon powder for ur w/e else..so i asked the lady for a cup and went 2 work in the lab (that counter)..free drink"
"the dollar menu is my def of resourceful, four people get a meal on 4 bucks.
two double cheese burgers w/ some white bread & u got four single-patty burgers
get a $1 sweet tea & three cups of "courtsey water" & split the 32 ounce
dollar fries & ask them to drop some in the bottom of the bag
shoot, that last dollar goes to dessert, two apple pies in half...lol, everyones happy"
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