This is what's up.

I don't care that you are my friends and are guys, and I hang out with you.....you cannot aaaallllways treat me as one of the guys. This is okay most of the time, but the sad reality (I suppose) is that I am not a guy. And in order to really be my friend, you have to sometimes treat me like a girl. This doesn't mean commenting on my boobs. Feeling familiar enough to me to tell me, even jokingly, that my boobs are small is not a comment that you make to a girl. That is something you say when you are treating your friend like she is a guy and does not actually have feelings like a girl. A girl would never say that to her friend either. It is okay for me to say that about myself around you, but NOT vice versa. And I'm sorry if you find this confusing, but that's just the way it is.

Also, it's fine if you tell me when you think girls are hot, discuss your sexploits, etc. I usually don't care. But sometimes I get tired of it, and you should probably pick up on the me not being receptive on occasion. Not all the time. Once again, I am usually completely fine with being that girl. The one that is in the friend zone and hears all the boy-talk and ridiculousness. You have to understand, though, that every a million times that you mention how hot some random girl is, you should say something mildly nice to me. This is not because I want you to be attracted to me or am a particularly jealous person. This is because nobody can stand hearing so many comments about how amazing other people are looking without thinking that there must be something wrong with you because all you ever get is a choice between "damn, you look like shit today," or "what's up with your hair? Are you trying a new, like, style or something?" It's all a little much.

And finally, I'm tired of being told not to hang out with certain friends and not call to see what they're doing because they might be "getting their game on". Look, I'm not trying to cockblock. If I have guy friends does that mean that I just have to wait for them to call me because I might be interfering with their game on any random night? And if I bring my best friend to a party and my guy friend starts hitting on her, I'm just supposed to hang out alone for an hour to make sure that I don't interfere with his game too? Where's the part where I actually get something in return for being friends with you people?

Like I said, when I think about it, it is all a little too much. I think I'm too sensitive to be that girl for much longer.








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