E to the WA

Phoebe and Chloe travel over the mountains and through the woods to Grandma's house for Easter. The cat was declawed so nobody was maimed, although it still tried to scratch up a storm and looked confused when it didn't succeed in drawing blood. Mwahahaha. That cat is like a no-neck hyena packed with fat. I think it is so angry because it's skin is so taut over its incredible girth.

Phoebe: "People whatever. Yeah."
Chloe: "Diamonds are forever."

Chloe: "I speak for the masses."

Guy at Church: "That's so nice that you girls came to church today. Hopefully you can learn something about the Lord."
...I think this is mildly offensive whether you are religious or not. Both of us thought it was super awkward.

Phoebe: "I don't like how this sound songs."

Sign: "This park is for the enjoyment of Miner's customers only."

"When I get bored I should just sit and imagine fully what it is like to be Queen. [laughter] You don't understand. I don't mean like ordering people around, I mean like the interiors. Like furniture, and my tapestry and my bed hangings, and my various commisions." -Chloe

"I really would have liked to see a bit more from Mitzy, in the way of actually playing more with that ball."
-America's Cutest Puppies (tv show ranking puppies)


Chloe: "I am going to gain so much weight this weekend."
PHoebe: "No! We are NOT going to eat very much this weekend." [unwrapping plate-sized burger]





On the way to E-Wa we saw a car swerving a bit and then recklessly passing other cars at high-speeds and narrowly missing them. Yes? Soon they sped out of sight, before we could call 911 on their ass....es. Um. Bout 5 minutes later Phoebe and Chloe catch up and are blinded by white smoke in the street. Glance to the right. The car is the diatch, biatch (get it, like ditch, bitch?). The headlights illuminating the road. A reminder to all those that think they can get away with drinking and driving. This means you. Phoebe and Chloe are lucky to have escaped with their lives. Nod. Nod. The End.

by Chloe