Pop Music Fail

It is so not a good thing when you hear your little sister sing "Let's get drunk and forget what we did."

T-Pain is the proximate cause of that good girl gone bad.

Only in this family...

Yoster: "Dang it, the chocolate I got on the computer melted."

Oster: "Yeah, I hate it when that happens. At least it's not peanut butter this time."

Anti-Arizona Charlie's and Obama Man

http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2009/dec/29/police-half-naked-fabulous-sign-vandal-was-protest/

...Because when you want to really make a statement, its always best to wear a "protest barrel".

Jailhouse Crafts

Martha Stewart has tips on the inside of Dove chocolates now. Things like "Use old woven scarves to make Christmas stockings." First of all, that is an inane tip. Second, I don't want to be thinking about chores when I am indulging in chocolate. Third, if I am eating these holiday chocolates on Christmas you can bet I am not going to whip out a new stocking ahora pronto pronto. And fourth, I would rather be reading interesting tidbits like "If you are in prison, have your people bake you a cake with shiv materials hidden inside a la Money pudding." (Shout out to Gma.)




PS- I would rather spend a night with Martha than go back to PalAl on Sunday, and that is a scary thought.

Family Fun...NOT

You know those movies that you think are great slash really want to see, and you rep them to everyone and your sister....and then you sit down and watch it with your sister/mother/FATHER and all of a sudden you realize that what was seemingly harmless before now looks like incestuous porn? Its a terrible experience that everyone should avoid. Trying to look bored and unamused for your family while watching two actors raucously getting it on is not an easy feat. I am pretty sure I generally miss the mark and end up doing a constipated Chris Matthews impression instead.

Anyway, be forewarned that seeing the following with your parental unit et al may or may not be a moderate debacle (if you are as awk as me)....
- We Own the Night...trust me, Eva Mendez getting herself off is NOT HOT when you're with your dad. .
- Up in the Air...slightly blushworthy
- Borat...not a good idea
- Bruno...Enough said. I would rather be smacked in the face with his junk than have to watch it fly around the screen while sitting next to my parents.
- One episode of the Tudors...if you saw it, you know the one



In other news, I thought I would be less of a hot mess if I got away from law school for awhile, but so far its an epic fail. Yesterday I spilled evaporated milk all over my fuggs. Today I spilled whole milk all over my fuggs (and the entire floor). I am also pretty sure that I broke my toe. A bird spit red berry goo into my sweatshirt hood. My sister projectile vomited all over my blanket. I dumped my coffee on the carpet. Roo went buckwild and razed my pointer finger. And I have a inexplicable bruise on my leg that is the size of a small orange. I mean, wtfuck! Can't I catch a break? ...Cobra Starship, take me away...

How to Make JD = Just Dollaz

F and I are going to write a book called He May Or May Not Be Into You: A Girl's Guide to Law School Dating. And yes it will be based on our moderately f-ed up and for serially dramatic real-life misadventures.

Basically, we are going to make bank.




Also:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=law%20school%20goggles *

*This link is in no way a commentary on me slash my friends. Only other people. You know who you are...

You Might Be From Bmore If...

[From the You Call it Ghetto...I Call it Resourceful Fbook Group]

"lose ur remote a lot.....put that shit on a leash and attach it to the end of yo couch"

"I had like 1 damn dollar on my way to school, hadnt had breakfast or anything. i was hungry but oh so broke, so I came up with the 1 dollar program. works everytime.
1) a peppermint for 10 cents which i would crush and eat sliver by sliver (gotta make things last, ya know)
2)a 50 cent soda (the biggest one they had) and i would make it last the whole day by keeping itoutside the window, nice and cold
3) with the remaining 40 cents, I would get a bag of chips or those sketchy little oatmeal cookies that come 3 in a pack. and then three pieces of 5 cent gum. or I would bet the change in some stupid card game that was going on during class and hope for the best, Loll."



"I'm hungry, and there's really no food at home. I have bread though but no butter or jam. I do have ketchup tho as well as polly-o string cheese. So i peel up the polly-o string cheese, sprinkle it over the slice of bread, then spread ketchup over it as evenly as possible, place it in the toaster oven on 375F for 5-10 minutes and just like that, i have ghetto pizza. "

"so today i went 2 starbucks..idk why cuz i had no money. i saw that at the lil station wit napkins n stuff there was milk for ur coffee n vanilla, chocolate, n cinnamon powder for ur w/e else..so i asked the lady for a cup and went 2 work in the lab (that counter)..free drink"


"the dollar menu is my def of resourceful, four people get a meal on 4 bucks.
two double cheese burgers w/ some white bread & u got four single-patty burgers
get a $1 sweet tea & three cups of "courtsey water" & split the 32 ounce
dollar fries & ask them to drop some in the bottom of the bag
shoot, that last dollar goes to dessert, two apple pies in half...lol, everyones happy"