Monday, February 9, 2009

If I wasn't so uptight I could...

Get it on with one of the line cooks,
Get high at work,
Tell Lynn that she is not actually the shit (to the extent that she seems to believe),
Drink half the waiters at work under the table,
Take the boys to a museum tomorrow like I want to,
Get bangs,
Cut my hair shoulder-length,
Wear heels all the time,
Be a bitch to my annoying tables,
Tell people exactly what I want,
Be not boring.

But there is always something to be said for being repressed and angsty, right?



Wow. I want to know if that Olivia character on The City is for real. Do they script that shit or is there really such an extreme bitch loose in New York? Totally killed my buzz. Good thing Daddy's Girls is on now to make me zen again.

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